Escalation from eBay Helpbot
2022 - 07 - 13
11:32:29 UTC Via Camille
Hello, welcome to eBay – my name is Camille. Please allow me a few moments to review your details.
11:33:10 UTC 3dtoms
i RETURN ITEM FOR REFUND. ADDRESS ON LABLE FROM EBAY WENT TO VACANT LOT. ITEM BEING RETURNED. SO HONOR YOUR GARANTEE AND REFUND MY 606 BUCK.
11:34:00 UTC Via Camille
Hi, Thomas. I hope you're doing well.
11:34:05 UTC Via Camille
I see you opened this account 11 years ago, thank you for your loyalty.
11:34:09 UTC 3dtoms
tHE fact this is not covered in your way to speak to a human iis awful
11:34:10 UTC Via Camille
We appreciate you getting in touch with this matter. Good thing that you contacted us today; I'll be more happy to further assist you.
11:34:31 UTC Via Camille
is this for Gaming PC RGB Desktop Computer?
11:36:19 UTC 3dtoms
the fact I spent 20 minute trying to find the button at the botton of endless useless crap says I am not happy and yes as I already told the artificial retard living in your servers it is about the PC
11:37:35 UTC Via Camille
I can sense the frustration in you, Thomas. I cannot blame you for feeling that way and I hope that I could make things right for you within this chat
11:37:53 UTC Via Camille
Please bear with me as  have to confirm things with you on my end.
11:39:50 UTC 3dtoms
As far as I am concerned the item was delievered per ebay instructions and a refund is due, The item delivered to me was a stripped down computer case.
11:40:58 UTC 3dtoms
The cost of shipping is close to the value of a computper case.
11:41:46 UTC 3dtoms
And within ebay the case is closed..
11:43:40 UTC 3dtoms
I am a retired systems analyst. The logic of ebay AI is dumber than a bag of hammers that reflects the intelligence of the humans who probgam it.
11:44:22 UTC Via Camille
I just want to make sure if you're still connected with me?
11:44:33 UTC 3dtoms
I never took case out of box, sent pics showing insides
11:44:41 UTC Via Camille
Great! Thanks for responding.
11:45:14 UTC 3dtoms
chat with seller, he is fool or crook playing dumb.
11:45:42 UTC Via Camille
I understand that you are concerned of your refund and we apologize for having you received a not as described item. I am glad that you were able to activate your eBay money back protection, and we guarantee you a hundred percent coverage for this request.
11:46:09 UTC 3dtoms
what about the box being returned to me.
11:47:05 UTC Via Camille
I have confirmed that there was an attempt of delivery yesterday to your seller address however the seller address has an issue and this is out of your control. In order for us to resolve the issue we need the case to be on hold for 5 days for further investigation for your refund
11:47:51 UTC Via Camille
Please be advised that we will send you an update in your eBay messages in the following days and if no update will be sent please check back with eBay on July 19th for follow up
11:48:39 UTC 3dtoms
And how do I contact ebay?
11:49:07 UTC Via Camille
You may follow these steps to get a call back or chat with us: 1. On our Help and Contact Page, scroll down until you see "Contact Us". 2. Click on it then select "Returns and Refunds". 3. Choose a topic that is close to your concern. 4. Go to "Chat with our automated system" then the eBay Bot will ask you if you wish to "Chat with us or Have us call you". 5. Reply to the Bot "Have us call you".
11:50:12 UTC 3dtoms
My dear you have never done a return as those help pages are circular garbage.
11:51:12 UTC Via Camille
Is there anything else I can assist you with, Thomas?
11:51:27 UTC 3dtoms
In that ebay is to stupid to provide call back number and caller id. I never get call backs.
11:52:17 UTC Via Camille
I'm sorry if that happens, possible that our phone supports are currently unavailable the reason why you were directed to us -chat support.
11:52:20 UTC 3dtoms
I am a systems analyst, I under how all the info transaction work
11:52:53 UTC Via Camille
As an expert I believe that I am capable to provide proper resolution on your concern through this chat.
11:53:20 UTC Via Camille
I hope that you could bear with us as we are having a crisis with our support personnels at this time .
11:53:43 UTC 3dtoms
When I sold on ebay, I leared ebay is Evill Being After You. It has only gotten eviler :)
11:54:55 UTC 3dtoms
In the begining we could get phone numbers or seller or buyer in transaction. Bogus seller have had a phone number.
11:55:27 UTC Via Camille
We cannot blame you for feeling that way towards eBay and our priority is to always provide perfect and better assistance with our members.
11:55:51 UTC 3dtoms
Had I spoken with the seller fool or fraud before the transaction, I would not had bought the item.
11:56:04 UTC Via Camille
Not to worry these information and complaints will be forwarded to our management and we will do our best to improve our services for you.
11:56:42 UTC Via Camille
Rest assured that we have HUNDRED PERCENT COVERAGE FOR YOUR REFUND and we need some time to investigate further on your claim for best resolution.
11:57:14 UTC 3dtoms
They are all afraid of losing sales. will do nothing. Stupid does as stupid is.
11:58:15 UTC Via Camille
I believe I have provided all of the needed information on your concern, I will now close our chat for us to further assist other members who needs help as well. Please do take care and have a great day ahead, Thomas
11:58:19 UTC Via Camille
Thank you for using eBay Live Chat! I will close our chat now.
11:58:31 UTC 3dtoms
good bye.
11:58:41 UTC
Chat ended by 3dtoms